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4.
When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.
Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!
by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012
 
1.
An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
by Anonymous November 01, 2003
 
2.
A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis
Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!
by Johnboy January 03, 2005
 
3.
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!
by Linda December 26, 2004
 
5.
a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle
wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker
by rodney May 07, 2003
 
6.
a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior
thats a big ankle spanker you got there.
by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003