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How can children be the future when they're sitting infront of the T.V. and gazing in a stopour at seizurical colors and half-naked drawn characters?
by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004
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A type of cartoon watched by people with no life.
The nerd went to go watch anime and jack off at the same time.
by Snakes on Plane September 02, 2006
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Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.
Cartoons were originally created to be funny and entertaining. Anime is neither.
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The Japanese word for "animation". Anime is generally WAY over-rated, incredibly generic, and completely brainless. Anime was originally an animated instructional video by the Japanese to demonstrate that Japanese writers literally cannot put together a single concept without demons, vampires, giant robots, or high-powered fighters.

Humor in anime is literally 100% childish, slapstick garbage, including but not limited to falling over and twitching, bleeding from the nose, having a stupid facial expression, or secreting a giant sweat drop on your head. Note that 95% of these slapstick moments are a result of sexual perversion, typically inadvertantly squeezing GIGANTIC breasts (usually belonging to an animated 12 year old).

Luckily, anime fans need only watch a single episode of any genre, as doing so is actually equivalent to seeing every episode of every show in that genre. For example, watching a single episode of Love Hina is like watching all romance comedies, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING.
Hey, did you see that anime? I didn't, because only retards watch that crap.
by TyrantX April 26, 2008
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To those haters, watch Sayounara Zetsubo Sensei, and clear your fail definitions.

Sayounara Zetsubo Sensei is a satirical take on Japanese society with deep sometimes subliminal messages...

Yes there are shots of Kaeru's pants which is a stab at the overly perverse hentai or borderline H.

Sayounara Zetsubo Sensei has no OVERLY BIG EYES, or RIDICULOUS COLORS, and does not feature tentacles or rape.
If you have watched Sayounara Zetsubo Sensei, you would agree that anime is completly different from half these definitions.

ALSO, the colorful hair is because all JAPANESE have BLACK hair, if two characters had the same hair style it would be impossible to tell the difference. They do not have the liberty of mutlicoloured hairstyles like Westerns do and seek to rectify by using abstract colours for CLEAR definition.
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Possibly the weirdest fucking thing ever. If you want to be weird read, draw or call yourself a Japanese name Anime style.
Crazy girl with plaid skirt and fishnets: Tehe guys ~.- I'm so0o changing my name to Linx. XD That's what happened in the newest version of Kumitata's Adventures!
by MADDYXCORE LMAOOAOAOA July 22, 2005
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Japanese cartoons, same as most other cartoons save the horendous hyperbole in the hair, eyes, and generally make excessive use of bright lights. Often involves such FASCINATING INTELLECTUAL subjects as tentacle rape and people in school girl outfits...that are continuously raped by tentacles.
Most Japanese anime has a school girl in it who is vigorously raped by tentacles.
by ? June 23, 2004
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