Anime Addiction is not lifestyle. It is a disease of the brain which requires one of the following treatments:
1. Professional Help
2. Getting Fucked
If the anime addict chooses choice 2 as his treatment, the female he fucks must be at least a 6 on the classic 1-10 scale or further problems may develop.
"oh I didn't know he had a small dick"
former anime addict: "hey losers! I'm gettin pussy AGAIN tonight! What are you fags gonna be doin?"
regular joe shmoe: "dude ur bangin a fat chick who is a 3 on the 1-10 and bragging about it. Didn't you know that in order to be cured properly the girl has to be at least a 6?! Now your worse than you were before!!"
if a guy: they only study and watch anime
girls: freaks who have no social lives
white: they are extremely strange for having an addiction for japanese cartoons.
- includes porn= cartoons having sex with each other, which makes these pariahs and socially awkward people very horny(making t hem come back for more) This is also a substitution for real sex because they cannot get some (part of the reason being that they watch anime)
I don't want to go to the dance or hang out with others. I think I'll go home and watch anime, because I'm an anime addict.
That anime addict watches Naruto instead of Gossip Girl.