| 15. | Bowlby | ||
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Pronounced B-awl-b
n. Refering to a legendary and rather large inhuman monster said to be roaming the south seas of india for many months of the year. Frequently, this creature has been known to steal away to Toronto, Canada in order to satisfy his hunger for exotic ja patties. This creature also has frequent and rather extraordinary fits of rage where anyone in a ten meter raidus of said rage fit is often killed, or at the very least severley maimed. If one sees this legendary creature, one should avoid it at all costs and call your nearest animal control centre. The Bowlby ate marmalade and then fell into a fit of rage killing 20 innocent babies.
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| 16. | Naomi Campbell | ||
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1.Hypocrite who advertised for PETA's "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" campaign and wore a fur coat to a Milan fashion show shortly after.
2. To start a fight with Tyra Banks and lose miserably. 1. Naomi Campbell: I would never wear fur. I think I'm going to make myself look like a huge hypocrite and pose for a PETA ad and wear fur shortly after!
2.-Kathy: I went on the Tyra Banks show and talked about my drug abuse, and we got into a fight and I lost miserably. -Friend of kathy: Your such a Naomi Campbell! |
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| 17. | orca | ||
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The Orca, contrary to popular belief, is an ocean DOLPHIN, and not a whale at all. It's the largest species of its family, and the biggest badass animal in this planet's waters. Usually preys on small fish and mammals, but has also been seen killing great white sharks and blue whales just for fun. Everybody thinks great whites are the shit, when there are orcas out there that hunt and kill great whites just because they like the taste of their livers. It's true, look it up on google.
Animals like the Orca make me proud of being a mammal. |
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| 18. | Clark Bar | ||
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An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY! The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.
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| 19. | Peaty | ||
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Vicious killer Jack Russel that will attack cops and must be TAZED...assholes "Holy shit I have to taze this dog, he's a peaty
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| 20. | got2b playful | ||
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a hair styling "pomade" thought to be at least partially composed of farm animal semen.
frequently used by gay males into the Miami club scene to make their faux-hawks extra-homo. "I used some extra got2b playful last night before hitting up Crobar. This cute Cuban was totally digging the killer combo of a fab faux-hawk and a tight ass.
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| 21. | vegetarian | ||
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A plant killer. A vegetarian like me
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