| 22. | Redonkadonk | ||
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The name of a burger unlike any other, famous in Portland Oregon.
It's a grilled cheese sandwhich for one bun, a 1/4lb angus beef patty, egg, bacon, ham, spam, the extras (lettuce tomato etc), and another grilled cheese sandwhich for the top bun. |
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| 23. | McUltra | ||
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This sandwich is for those looking to impress their friends whilst enjoying the higher end of McDonald's cuisine. The sandwich consist of the Angus Bacon and cheese third pounder and the Crispy Ranch BLT premium chicken sandwich. To construct you remove the onions from the Third pounder and place them on the Ranch BLT. You then place the entire Ranch BLT on top the the Angus beef patty. The final step is to place the top on the third pounder on top of the Ranch BLT, and add any additional ranch or a hot sauce of your choice for some added flavor. The order should then go, from top to bottom, Angus bread, ketchup, pickles, BLT bread, ranch, onions, tomatoes, lettuce, Crispy chicken patty, bottom of the chicken roll, Cheese, Angus patty, Bottom of the Angus bread. This sandwich originated in the Naples Florida McDonald restaurants. Warning: This sandwich is bound to cause common symptoms of the Itis. Employee: Welcome to McDonald's what can we make for you today?
Customer: Can I get a McUltra? Employee: Yes sir, you most certainly can, and we here at McDonald's would love to thank your parents for bringing such an amazing human being into this world. Customer: Damn right. |
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| 24. | Tripps | ||
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Noun - Restaurant, Since 1981 Tripps has built its reputation on unwavering principles and a commitment to absolute guest satisfaction. With a Kitchen that is 95% from scratch and only serves 100% Certified Angus Beef, you can enjoy an exquisite meal while your server caters to you and your entire table with confidence and poise. When you leave Tripps, you leave with a new understanding of what quality service truly is. Has been known to cause other restaurants to close down because they just can't compare. Guy: Why was Lone-star's food so mediocre, the waitress oblivious, and the manager, well he just came off like an amateur.
Girl: It's because you've been to Tripps on Midlothian, and once you've had the best, you can't go back to the rest. |
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| 25. | sidore | ||
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When a man has sex with a midget. Man1: Hey, did you get with that hot midget from the club yesterday?
Man2: Hell yea, i sidored her all night long. |
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| 26. | Orbeesh | ||
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The pronunciation an obese person makes of the word obese because they are too fat to pronounce it correctly.
The mispronunciation is caused by the jiggling jugular in the throat area of an obese person as they speak. I am so Orbeesh Java da Hut said as he scarfed down his 3 McD's Angus Beefs, 2 super sized fries, and his Chipotle ground beef burrito...
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| 27. | whopper maneuver | ||
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The gripping or pinching together of the pussy lips and eating the muff burger. Alfredo told me of this patented move he likes to do when eating pussy called the whopper maneuver.
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| 28. | Anus burger | ||
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Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with. "Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?" |
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