you don't know where the fuck he's from... but it sure isn't mexican. he makes your day by ruining his own. his favorite color is something retarded but original like fuschia or white or granny smith apple. ask him for a motherfucking sheet of paper, that bitch will give you eight. but boy does he pisses you off when he's wasted.
-"i swear angulo if you throw up i will deport your ass."
-"why the hell do i keep inviting you over angulo?!"