When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it
i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody
by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012
Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.
Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?
by conjuu February 20, 2005