A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.
Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..
by DaveEY January 19, 2007
A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub

Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.

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Hey Buddy is all ya need to know, stay away from all imposters of deviations of the "Angry Pirate"
by Preston Campbell May 20, 2005
When you blow your load in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin so she screams and hops around on one leg.
Jenna was very poor at giving a blow job so when I was ready to blow I gave her an angry pirate.
by Lunchmen February 24, 2009
1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!


Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008
the girl's balls deep in you, and you pull out and nut in her eye, she quickly puts her hand over it (similar to an eyepatch) then you stomp on her foot and she bounces around on one leg going arrrrrrg! arg! arg! (similar to a pirate with an eyepatch and a peg leg)

If you really want to go for the K-O, try combining it with the philly-fakeout
it's pretty self explainitory. Do the angry pirate
by daveissolame April 01, 2007
all the women i know swallow,it is only when they swap with bad co-ordination you get the blink,this of course can be registered in the male brain(75% slower than a womens) as an indication of sexual ectasy where apon they usually give the sperm recipent a black eye with the nearest ball which normally swinging at a rate of knots.
mylastrequest response to the angry pirate definition
by mylastrequest June 25, 2009
Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL
Shut up bitch, or I'll give you the angry pirate.
by James P. Owens August 10, 2006

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