When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.
i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.
by chris February 25, 2005
When two individual of opposite sexes are engaging in intercourse and the male proceeds to punch the girl in one eye, kick her in the knee and then call her a dirty slut with rotten herpes. The female will walk and talk like and angry pirate with her eye covered and limping.
Some sorostitute was talking to me during sex about some stupid shit so I did made her an Angry Pirate
by James R. Pennington III September 07, 2004
A good term to use When my male lover gives me head. When im about to cum i shoot it in his eyes. I get all the cum in his eyes and he squints. He gets angry and screams, therefore i gave him an angry pirate.
by M. Rehmeyr February 13, 2008
When a man blows his load in a girls eye and then make a loud "errrrrrr" nose, such as a pirate would make.
by n/a October 19, 2003
When receiving a blow job, the receiver blows their load into the giver's eye, causing the giver to grimace, put their hand over their eye (like a patch), and scream, "Argh!"
She was going down on me and I waited until the last second to tell her I was about to come. As she pulled away, I got her in the eye and she looked like an Angry Pirate.
by Midgets Are Cool January 12, 2004
its when your fucking a girl in the ass and then you spit on her back. she thinks your done, but when she turns around you kick her in the shin and then she goes ARR-ARR-ARR!
by dingleberry March 28, 2005
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
by Cummy worm November 10, 2010