When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.
I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.
by Pipes March 16, 2004
The face you make in a picture taken when you are to drunk to remember or to drunk to care that you shouldn't be in the picture anyways.
-Did You drink last night?

-Oh yeah, check out my angry pirate face on facebook.
by Charlie Hustle II November 27, 2010
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 10, 2010
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 08, 2010
when you are getting a blowjob and pull your dick out of her mouth before you cum and jab her in the eye with your erect cock. while she is in pain you jizz on her face, futher pissing her off to where she grunts like a pirate.
did you see your moms black eye? yea, i gave her an angry pirate last night.
by Byrdman2330 July 21, 2010
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate
by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 07, 2008
while being sucked off finish off in her eye then kick her in the shins so she'll let out an "ARRGGG" effect while she is hopping around in pain as if she had a peg leg, and if you want to be professional about it put your pubes right up on her chin so she has a beard.
Andrew,last night your sister was sucking me off in your room then she bit my dick on accident so I was pretty pissed.
So I gave her an angry pirate, she says she still has no vision in her right eye.
by Shastaman November 13, 2007
when u skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the shin/leg
I like rough sex, so me and my girlfriend do constant angry pirates.
by billkill96 November 14, 2009
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