angry pig

the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit

"For breakfast, I gave my girl an angry pig!"

by SexyGod March 28, 2009

angry pig

When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.

Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.

I gave her an angry pig, now she's blind for life.

by Mr. Gzella December 1, 2006

Angry guinea pig

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig

i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night.

by george the guinea pig November 27, 2008