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8.
when u skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the shin/leg
I like rough sex, so me and my girlfriend do constant angry pirates.
by billkill96 November 14, 2009
 
9.
The face you make in a picture taken when you are to drunk to remember or to drunk to care that you shouldn't be in the picture anyways.
-Did You drink last night?

-Oh yeah, check out my angry pirate face on facebook.
by Charlie Hustle II November 27, 2010
 
10.
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
That hummer I got from my gf y'day was sooooooo amazing, I squirted in her face by accident. Then to cover it up I gave her an angry pirate.
by Timbck June 22, 2014
 
11.
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate
by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 07, 2008
 
12.
The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.
Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED!!!
by Greg Trzyna March 08, 2008
 
13.
when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises
Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate
by Trevnasty February 12, 2008
 
14.
while being sucked off finish off in her eye then kick her in the shins so she'll let out an "ARRGGG" effect while she is hopping around in pain as if she had a peg leg, and if you want to be professional about it put your pubes right up on her chin so she has a beard.
Andrew,last night your sister was sucking me off in your room then she bit my dick on accident so I was pretty pissed.
So I gave her an angry pirate, she says she still has no vision in her right eye.
by Shastaman November 13, 2007