When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.
Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.
I gave her an angry pig, now she's blind for life.
the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit
"For breakfast, I gave my girl an angry pig!"