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When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.
Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.
by random122387 November 18, 2007

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