|1.||angry desk deuce|
To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.
I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!