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1.
before you get a girl in bed shave your pubes and put them under the pillow. when you get the girl in bed, ejaculate on her face and lift the pillow and shove her face in your pubes.
last night i gave my girl the angry bear, and boy was she angry.
by immy1 July 10, 2008
 
2.
taking a shit in a public bathroom urinal
He was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.
by angrydroid November 03, 2008
 
3.
a state of anger in which the person cannot speak coherently, only making bear-like growls and noises
Justin was so angry bear that he couldn't even tell us what had happened.

I swear, if you mess with him anymore, he's gonna go angry bear on you.
by bigjoebowski22 November 30, 2007