Sex organ of a Brahmanist Indo-Aryan male. In South Asia, the Hindu Penis is small, only exceeding the Christian Penis, which is the tiniest of all. In contrast the Indian Muslim Penis is medium, while the Dravidian Penis is largest. Globally, the 'Hindoo Penis' ranks among the smaller ones in the world, along with the Anglo-Saxon Penis, Japanese Penis, European Penis & South Chinese Penis.

Various clinical & ethnographic studies have determined the average size of the Hindu Penis to be 4 to 4.5 inches:

"In contrast to the Negro {namely, both the Negro-Dravidian & the Negro-African}, Hindu men appeared to have got 'the short end of the deal' with a soft-organ size of a couple of inches transforming to an average erection of 4 to 4.5 inches." (`Male Sex...

Blanket term for a Punjabi Penis, Afghan Penis, Kashmiri Penis, Indus Penis or a Sindhi Penis. Averaging 4.5-4.9 inches, the 'Paki Dick' is one size larger than the e'X'tra-'S'mall 3.5-4.5 in North Indian Penis & Greek Penis. Thus, it belongs to the 'S'mall category, along with the German Penis & Anglo Penis. Hence, it measures below the 'M'edium 5-5.5 in French Penis & is dwarfed by the 'L'arge 6-9 in Makrani Penis &
Dravidian Penis:

Eth Grp (Region) _ Lngt cm (in) . Ref
Makrani (Angola) . 15.73 (6.19) . a
Dravidian (A P) .. 14.00 (5.51) . b
Pakistani (Pak) .. 12.20 (4.80) . a
Iranian (Iran) ... 11.58 (4.56) . c
Pakistani (Pak) .. 11.43 (4.5) .. d
Bengali (B.desh) . 11.20 (4.4) .. a
N Indian (Punj) .. 10.24 (4.0) .. e

Ref.s:
a. Tatu Westling 'Male organ & economic growth: does size matt...

Literally 'Redhead penis', this is a Singaporean English & Malay English term for a European Penis or Christian Penis. In the Malay Archipelago, the North European Penis is smallest & falls in the global e'X'tra-'S'mall category, as a result of the operation of Allen's Rule & generation-long adherence to the pro-alcohol & anti-sexual dictates of the fanatical cult of Christianity. Thus, it measures below the Buddhist-Taoist Chinese Penis, which is one step larger due to Taoist & Buddhist sex practises. The latter in turn ranks below the circumcised Muslim Malay Penis, while the Black Tamilian Penis is of course largest.

The traditional Hokkien & Malay stereotype of Europoid microphallism is reinforced by Christian-Western beliefs themselves. Thus, the Celtic Penis is considered tiny across the Anglosphere, as illustrated in Ginger Jokes, Martin Casella's Broadw...

The extreme penis anxiety exhibited by the majority of North Indian men, on account of the extra-small or XS size of the 3.0-4.0 inch North Indian Penis. Rendered especially acute due to this being the smallest category of male organ globally, which includes the equally diminutive Anglo Penis, the angry 'Irish Inch', the homosexual Greek Penis & the uncircumcised Chinese Penis.

This syndrome is the root cause for several cataclysmic events in South Asia history, incl.:

1) The Brahmanist Caste System, Untouchability & Shudra Penis Amputation, which were enforced by Vedic Indo-Aryans during the Brahmanic Dark Ages & Puranic Dark Ages as a result of Shudra Penis Envy, the Indo-Aryan Penis being smaller than the Shudra Penis.

2) Repeated conquests of N. India by Islamicate Armies, the 3.0...

The act of cutting off the Shudra Penis. Due to the vast size differential between the Aryan Penis & the Dravidian Penis, Aryan males have traditionally developed various forms of Shudra Penis Envy & an obsession with the size & power of the Shudra Penis. Envious of Aryan female sexual preference for the Shudra male, Aryan law-makers prescribed harsh punishments to prevent the Dravidianization of Aryan women, stop Inter-Caste Sex & preserve the caste system. The most severe of these, & consequently proof of the most deep-rooted Shudra Penis Envy, is Shudra Penis Amputation, which is widely prescribed in Brahmin-Aryan scriptures.

Thus, "(B) The Gautama Dharma Sutra says: `If (the Shudra) has criminal intercourse with an Aryan woman, his organ shall be cut off & all his property be confiscated. If (the wom...

Sex organ of a male of Dalit Caste & Dravidoid Race.

The English phrase was coined during Protestant-British Tyranny in India to refer to the Shudra Penis. In Brahmanism, the threateningly large size of the Dravidian Penis had been used to justify the Manuite Caste System. British Protestantism further exploited this to prove the 'beastly' & 'nigger' descent of Shudras & hence reverse Mughal caste-loosening measures.

In Independant India, the growing laxity of the Anglo-Indian Caste System & the decline of Protestant-British prudery has led to a revival of interest in sexuality & the Negroid-Australoid Dravidian Penis. This ever-increasing fascination with Dalit muscularity & the Shudra Penis in Post-Protestant India is widely documented in Indian English culture. Thus, Inter-Caste Sex is the central theme of Girish Karnad's 'Hayavadana

Alliterative & hence popular slang term for a tiny fair penis, measuring around an inch erect or flaccid. Based on the small size of the Celtic Penis in particular, & of the British Penis in general: "Irish Inch. sl Lancia in Resta. The erect penis, US 1970s-80s. A slur on Irish penis size. (Green 1998, 642). 'I wanna find what they eat to make their tits grow so I can feed it to my wife.' 'They eat the Irish inch.'(H Gould, Fort Apache 1980, 33)." ('Lessico erotico inglese-italiano' subtitle: La Reggia dell'amore. Antonio D'Eugenio. Bari: Levante, 2002-4, v 1 of 2, p 181) The prevalent stereotype of the microphallic & foolish Celt is a play on the global under-endowed idiot or the Shakespearean 'Three-Inch Fool'.

According to widespread folk & urban legends, British microphallism is a result of a traditional eugenical practise of Norman kings & barons to forbid marriage to British males who measured larger than an 'Irish Inch'. It is said that the aim was to breed an obedient race of under endowed red-haired Celtic & flaxen-haired Anglo-Saxon serfs & that thus originated the...