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Altertexting 

Altertexting: verb or adjective. A texting (or Instant Messaging) conversation where two separate lines of conversation are going on simultaneously in an alternating fashion as texters switch back and forth from one topic to another and back again. This alternating subject matter is generally initiated by nearly simultaneous texts from both texting parties on different topics but then carry through in an extended conversation as each answers the other and then incorporate their own replies both to the other textor's line of thought and their own original topic. This "altertexting" can occur in any real time social media by cell phone or computer. This does not include actual real time voice conversation.
Altertexting:
Subject #1: Did you go to the baseball game?
Subject #2: Saw a car I REALLY liked today.
Subject #1: Really, what kind?
Subject #2: Yeah, we lost.
Subject #1: Did you see anyone we know?
Subject #2: It was a Ford Mustang.
Subject #1: Old or new?
Subject #2: Yeah, I ran into someone you know!!!
Subject #1: WHO WAS IT???
Subject #2: A really old Mustang but it was in great condition.
Altertexting by Alfa Geek August 29, 2013
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anortextia 

the weak, frail physique that comes from too much texting
Joe, put down your phone, you're developing anortextia!
anortextia by hiiiiii12 December 20, 2008

advertexting 

Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or company.
When Verizon Wireless wanted to clear their inventory of Blackberry Curve phones, they started advertexting to their higher-paying customers.

advertexting by twittykitty April 25, 2009

Angerment 

Short for anger management.
He should go for angerment sessions.
Angerment by madlove10 April 1, 2017

Argetexting

This is when you are arguing with someone over text messaging......
Joey was so mad and could not wait to talk to his girlfriend later that day so he decided to start argetexting.
Argetexting by Joyful Jerry February 12, 2010

angerbert 

a very angry; unhappy person.
a person that never smiles in pictures.
photographer "everyone smile now... 1.... 2...."
guy 1 "wait hold on my friend is being an angerbert!"
guy 2 "YEAHHH make him smile please."
angerbert by juhstaine February 15, 2009

anerexthic 

To be super skinny but thic at the same time
Jesus girl you lookin anerexthic
anerexthic by Skinnyqween March 13, 2018