The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.
Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.
A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.
I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.