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A complete fucking idiot, one who cheats on the best thing thats ever happened to him and hates everyone. Always lies and starts shit. He's extemely jealous and doesnt deserve a girl as amazing as the one he has. He is a low-life loser who doesn't care about anything but himself. She needs to dump his dumb ass and find someone alot better, which won't be hard cause she's amazing and he's a fucking loser. So bye-bye dick. Have fun without her!<3 (:
My bestfriends boyfriend is such a fucking Andrew!
by Her bestfriend<3 May 23, 2012
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The. BEST. Person. You will ever. Meet. I luffles him. So very much. >//> He's sweet, kind, funneh, understanding, GYAH THE LIST GOES ON. Aka, perfect/mine. <3
If you ever read this I'll be so very embarrassed, you'll probably know who it is. x3; But, I love you Andrew. .//.
by Jackielufflesyou>//> April 30, 2009
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A god amongst men, there are few people truly worthy to be bestowed with the name Andrew. Women want him, and men want to be him. He's the life of a party, even if he's not invited. Andrew is capable of great feats, not just in the bedroom, although he is a consummate lover, but sometimes just out of spite.

Andrews can typically stop a rampaging bull with a strong, frank punch to the face, yet be as gentle as a mother doe to her fawn. He's the stuff of legends. Songs are written about him, plays a penned, entire. He can steal hearts with a glance, moisten panties with a breath, and command loyalty with a snap of the fingers.

In short, Andrew is the man to be and the man to beat, but few are capable to fill his shoes and fewer still can best him.
Dude, Andrew showed up, this party doesn't suck to be at any more!

Hey, Andrew, can I have copious amounts of sex with you?

Andrew, terrorists hijacked a bus full of nuns! We need your help!

Andrew is my favorite customer. He pays with exact change.
by Andrew's #1 Fan October 23, 2010
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Someone who is very witty and clever. was once considered a nerd but not strangley extremely computer boy hot! Can strangely put his leg over his head, usually the middle child. He secretely loves squirrels and is ashamed of those he houses with. He knows his living situation is temporary and will soon be much better though.
i hired a guy named andrew to fix my computer and was certain he was a cool guy
by desereay October 14, 2008
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has a really large penis
wow andrew has a huge penis
by quavers April 13, 2010
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The name of a amazing guy. Andrew is smart, funny, caring, athletic, and just fun to be around. If you haven't met an Andrew like this, you don't know what you are missing.
Person 1: "Have you met Andrew?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Well you should, he's a great person."
by 012345678901... March 12, 2010
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gets alot of girls yet is only looking for one special girl. is smart, and athletic but has a secret passion for music. he says whats on his mind and doesnt care what everyone else says.andrews are attracted to girls with brown hair and brown eyes who are smart yet athletic at the same time. andrew have a good heart and try to stay out of trouble.stares into a girls eyes and makes her feel so special. overall, anyone who has an andrew as a friend or something more is extremely lucky!
example: andrew will always be there for you
by 797911 November 09, 2012
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Andrews

Definition:
Surprisingly, a confusing last name.
"Is that Andrew or, Andrews?"
by Lyonene August 29, 2008
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