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Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.

The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.

Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.

Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.

Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
by BritishReject April 02, 2011
 
1.
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him...
by ASM BITCH November 23, 2007
 
2.
The boy's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior".
Hey Andrew hows it going
by ASK September 12, 2007
 
3.
A good Andrew is a rare type. He's very popular yet very secluded and has few close friends that he is very open to. He likes everyone and is disliked by almost none and rarely turns down a favor. An Andrew is not always hot but is always attractive, mainly for his quiet coolness and his looks. All girls want him. Andrew's are athletic, cautiosly dangerous, and funny. Those lucky enough to date Andrew will be the happiest girl ever. He's always faithful, kind, amazing in bed (or wherever you want him) because he's a sex god, and is intensely caring. He still owns a part of every girl he's been with. If Andrew is you're friend, he will always be. Andrew is always up for anything and loves to be constantly active. He has his moments of being a dick but apologises and forgives. He gets into crazy situations but gets out without a scratch and stays calm. He's almost always got a plan and is great at on-the-spot thinking. He's very smart but not in a nerd way and is very good at everything he does yet doesn't often admit his talents. He's got great taste in music and dresses differently but its still cool. He's always full throttle until he feels like crashing, then he will sleep where he falls. Andrew doesn't care what people think of him because he and everyone that knows him knows he is immortal and godlike but rarely looks down on others. That's because Andrew is a god and is the most awesome person you can ever have the honour of meeting and is unforgettable.
Guy1: So i hear Andrew's coming tonight. Guy2: Seriously!! Well I'll be there then. That guy is awesome! Andrew: Whats up? Of coarse i'll be there. (random girl faints in background)
by AndrewIsMyGod February 11, 2011
 
4.
The Newest breed of Penguin.
This type of penguin is an andrew
by nelloid April 01, 2007
 
5.
the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows
Aaron: damn nigga you owned me with a pillow andrew
by iNuke February 22, 2008
 
6.
a warrior, a man who does not give up; also a man who gets all the ladies
Andrew is the toughest and bravest man alive.
by nahh dude June 17, 2008
 
7.
A complete stud who all girls want to fuck. He has a large cock and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people.
I wish i were like andrew
by hhhahhahahahahahah June 11, 2005