wake and flake 

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

wake and flake by sircasey February 15, 2009

bait and flake 

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.

"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."

bait and flake by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016

Bake and Flake 

To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after

"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"

"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"

Bake and Flake by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008

Bake and Flake 

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.

I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.

Bake and Flake by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009

Bake and Flake 

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans

"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"

Bake and Flake by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 8, 2018

Flake and Bake 

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

Flake and Bake by philia summer February 18, 2012

flake and bake 

smoking some herb in the snow

Fuck class, it's time to flake and bake

flake and bake by jfclay March 11, 2008