crap

Something utterly resembling garbage.

Anime, XBOX, Playsation 1-2, etc.

by Exor October 30, 2003

Crap

1.Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

2.Justin Bieber.

(1)1.Have you read that crap?
2.Nah man,Twilight is for fu**in girls and pansies...except some girls.
1.I know dude...
3.OH EM JEE!DID SUM1 SAI TWILIGHT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?BEST BEWK EVAR!
1&2.SHUT THE HELL UP!
3.NEWBS!

(2)JB:BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOH!
Normal Person:TURN THAT CRAP OFF.

by ihatecrap June 29, 2010

Crap it!

A mild form of acceptable swearing used to denote frustration.

Crap it! The Cubs blew it again!

by honktastic October 17, 2008

CRAP

Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.

My computer job is CRAP.

What do you do? CRAP.

by Stinblad March 31, 2007

crap

1. In society, crap is a synonym for feces or poop.
2. A word used to show frustration because of failure or some other unfortunate happening.

1. My crap was 3 feet long! And it clogged the toilet for 5 hrs!
2. Crap, i died again!!!! I'm quitting this game forever.

by sean the n00b April 1, 2008

crap

1. synonym for george bush, justin bieber, rebecca black, twilight, etc.

2. See shit. In other words, poop, or that brown stuff that comes out of your butt.
Internet symbol of crap - ~@~

3. Stands for Cool, Rich, And Popular. (just kidding, i made that up)

1. "Hey George... the internet is filled with crap..."
"Yeah, especially Yahoo"

2. "OMFG!!! WHO CRAPPED IN MAH BOWL OF CHICKEN NOODEL SOUP???"
"crap... I'm in trouble..."

3. "Hey little random kid that I don't know! When you grow up, do you want to be cool, rich, and popular?"
"Oh I sure do! All of those!!!"
"Good, that means you want to be CRAP"
*gasp* I'm telling my mommy!

by theunknown002 July 28, 2011

crapfulness

the quality of being full of crap.

george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.

by zarquon January 15, 2007