| 1. | Season confusion | ||
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This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature. "Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."
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| 2. | Too hot to fail | ||
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Someone who avoids failure on the basis of attractiveness rather than his/her merits. It applies to presentations, oral exams, job interviews where the individual is under-qualified, under-prepared or under-smart but still receives a favourable evaluation because of the individual's appearance. Heidi: Can you believe Brooke passed her oral after her three day bender in Vegas? I'm surprised she could even form a coherent sentence.
Marisa: She didn't have to. She's too hot to fail. It may be extended further, Nancy: Megan Fox is shallow and a terrible actress. Billy: Ya but I bet her movie does well. She's too hot to fail. |
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| 3. | Hot Carl | ||
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The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.
Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now. CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later. |
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| 4. | hot pocket | ||
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a derogatory term used in the punk, industrial, and goth communities to describe the people who look totally normal for the majority of their lives, but then one day decide to purchase a complete wardrobe at hot topic and infiltrate a scene. oftentimes these people have no sense of the history of their subculture and assume that everything they don't know about must be mainstream. they are often very nice people who are simply brainwashed by the consumerist culture into thinking that clothes are all there is to the counterculture.
hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetal t-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn. see also mallcore look at all the hot pockets lined up for the bleeding through show!
it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism. |
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| 5. | Temperative | ||
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to be extra sensitive to temperature changes; a combination of the words temperature and sensitive someone is temperative if they are too cold or too hot when everyone around them is comfortable
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| 6. | Hot Dogging | ||
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When a male places his dick (or wiener) between a females butt cheeks (or buns) and thrusts without penetration. John: So did you nail Mary?
Bob: Yeah, and we were hot dogging for a while too. John: You're a freak. |
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| 7. | Hot rats or Blades | ||
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The general idea is to instantly vaporise the small balls of pot between to very hot plates without any combustion. more...
In my area it's always been blades but in other its hot rats. using two heated blades to smoke pot or hash. Hash is rolled into little balls and scooped up and held between two blades. Sometimes small ammounts of saliva or water is added to the balls. The balls are then vaporised almost instantly by the red hot metal. Smoke is then inhaled usually with a hooter of some kind. Those who do not use hooters can be spotted by a mark on their lips from "kissing the blade". There are two main methods for this #1 each person holds their hooter with their teeth/lips and serves themselves their blades #2 a server stands in a central location and serves allowing others to have a hand free on the hooter or even use larger hooters. I have never seen the second method result in a burn, I have never seen the first method not eventually result in a burn. When you serve yourself you cannot see the blades as they get closer to your mouth. This is how people end up kissing the blade. This is sometimes also called "Blades" or even "rat tails" A stovetop can be used, bunsen burners are ideal. Hot plates are very difficult but can work. Everything from modified spoons and kitchen knives may be used but all thats needed is two peices of metal that fit together snugly and have insulated handles. The term "blade" or "rat" may reffer to the rolled balls. Blade also refers to the... |
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