|8.||Pit and the Pendulum|
A sexual position in which the female lays in the jackhammer position and the male enters her from the front with his ass hanging over her face. He will then defecate (note: it must be a log or the metaphor won't work) and let the log swing back and forth before it falls, thus "The Pit and the Pendulum."
That bitch was crazy last night, she wouldn't fuck me till I did The Pit and the Pendulum again.
A joke known mainly among comedians. It is a joke that anyone can make their own. The joke goes as follows: A family goes to a talent agency and asks if they may perform. The talent agent asks what the act is, the family replies (this is where the presenter of the joke may put whatever he/she pleases into it. Usually very disgusting). The talent agent is shocked and asks what the act is and the family replies: The Aristocrats.
The middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves bestiallity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. I guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting.
Heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: A family walks into a talent agency wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: "First my wife and I get naked and proceed to have sex, i then shit in her mouth and make her suck my dick, I then fuck her again and lick the reminents of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. Then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. I catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. Then my daughter comes in and i fuck her in the ass while i suck my sons dick. While this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. I then fuck my mother and father while my wife fucks my kids. Then I blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. Then the dog comes in and i fuck it too. I then kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. We all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. We shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. Then we dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. We then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of eachother. I chop off my wifes boobs and she cuts off my dick, she sucks my stump and eats my balls. Then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. We slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. Then i smash my wife's head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagh...more...
noun: An overpowering amount of ugliness appearing on a person's face. No matter what that person can do to make themselves appear more attractive, they fail miserably and possibly become uglier or fugly. At this point, the name ' shit smile ' comes into play.
example # 1" Hey, is Joe still going out with Shit Smile ?" asked Mike.
" No. " replied Sue. " He dumped that ugly bitch months ago "
example #2: Darla got chills as she was placing her groceries down on the conveyer belt at the local grocery store. She had been warned of the hediousness that resided and worked there, but nothing like the shit smile that was indeed, her cashier.
example #3: "No one will ask me to prom this year...how could they? I'm the ugliest girl in school." sobbed Patricia. For she understood that being a shit smile, life would never be easy.
MEXICANS are the shit and we are not 2 be messed with cause we'll kick ur fucking ass like a bitch, so dont say shit 2 us.
Gringo: Fucken Mexican
Mexican: Fucken pusy say it 2 my face hijo de puta
Gringo (up in the Mexicans face) Fucken MExican!!
Mexicaan: Puto!! Mexican kicks his ass like the bitch the gringo is
Someone who drys off his face with an already dirty towell which while someone was drying themself off they cleaned the inside of their buttcrack with.
Some one whos smells his own shit but gets it to close to his nose and smears it on his face.
My towel after gym class smelled like ass i think im officially and shit face.
n., v. a sexual term where the guy/girl put his/her face behind the other person's ass. Then he/she will shart into his/her partner's face. The little specks of shit will scatter on to his/her face like freckles (hints the word freckle face). The person that sharted, then turns around and licks the shit off of the face.
n. - I love when my boy/girlfiend gives me the freckle face.
v. - She freckle faced me last night.
|14.||slick shit face|
the face one makes when a turd is unusualy slick and comes out slow and steady.
man i just took a crap it was so smooth i had to hit a slick shit face