|8.||that's what she tweets|
That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.
Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)
|9.||she said that|
The next "That's what she said!".
When your friend's sister's church minister tries to be cool by dropping a "That's what she said" into after-church-small-talk but messes it up ever so slightly and it comes out as "she said that". Your friend then recounts that story to their brother's brazillian girlfriend who thinks that "she said that" is the real saying, and continues to use it throughout a night of partying.
|10.||Abercrombie and Fitch|
A brand which sells horrible shirts but nice jeans. If you're really skinny, like me, you will know that its difficult to shop for jeans as the ones that fit your waist are too short. Well, in this store I have found jeans that fit me perfectly and thats a plus for them.more...
I'd like to quote kewltrunkz, the second definition for this word. She says "A retail line where if they suddenly decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the people in this world, especially the preps, would die." I want to make this clear: preps don't wear Abercrombie and Fitch. They may have the occasional item, but they seriously don't shop there. That's quite an error.
The shirts, I will agree, are overpriced. You can get much more elegant and well-fitting shirts in better stores for the same price (eg. J. Crew)
A thing I find funny about this store is the hype that surrounds it. If you go to Fifth Ave...
|11.||thats how grandma died|
Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub
Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
Dude< Thats how grandma died!
(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats how grandma died!
An abbreviated way of saying "That's what she said," or TWSS. For use in public situations where the full joke may be frowned upon by stuck-ups and hipsters.
I'd never seen anything that long before.
|13.||Thats not what she said|
Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
|14.||That's what I'm sayin'|
When someone says something you agree with, don't just say "yeah" or "i agree" go all out and say "THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN' BRO!"
Phil:"Yo dude, Packers are probably going to win the 2010-2010 Super Bowl."
Don:"THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'!"