| 1. | Sudden Death | ||
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1) Sudden Death overtime is the extra period given in hockey when the game is tied after the 3 20 minute regulation periods. Whoever scores wins the game. In the NHL, during regular season, Sudden Death is 5 minutes long and is followed by a shoot out if a deciding goal has yet to be scored. In the playoffs, Sudden Death overtime is 20 minutes. Only followed by a shoot out after OVER 9000 overtimes. more...
2) A hilarious action movie from 1995 starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Powers Boothe. It takes place in Pittsburgh, PA over the course of the deciding game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Chicago Blackhawks. Powers Boothe's character has held the Vice President hostage in his box suite along with the daughter of Jean Claude... |
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| 2. | Coil of Death | ||
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To take a dump in somebody's mouth causing immediate and sudden death by choking. "Diane received a Coil of Death, upon having her mouth shat into causing blockage to the esophagus."
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| 3. | Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): | ||
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A death syndrome caused by one's intention to eat when one is bored. It may lead to serious artery/vein cloggings and may lead to sudden death. Fuck, im so bored lets go eat. Im totally gonna have Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): in a couple of years.
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| 4. | Bacon Ray | ||
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An amazing technological solution for people with too much stuff and too little bacon. The ultimate example of American innovation, the Bacon Ray uses science to transform anything and everything into piles of mouth-watering perfectly prepared bacon. the manufacturer warns that use of the bacon ray may cause sudden weight gain, alarmingly high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, and in frequent cases sudden death. Also the act of using said device to transform some unappreciated object into a pile of bacon. Example (use 1):
P1: Did you hear John got himself a Bacon Ray? P2: Yeah, I guess his family bought the expansion pack too. P1: He just got it yesterday, but apparently he solved world hunger and saved the trailer park from a tornado. P2: !! Example (use 2): P1: My neighbor's pet is so obnoxious. P2: BACON RAY! P1: Lol, no. Search for "the Bacon Ray" on YouTube for more examples. |
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| 5. | la muerte roja | ||
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"The "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour." -Edgar Allen Poe Bob1: "The "Red Death" (La Muerte Roja) had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour..."
Bob2: *Sn0rK*? |
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| 6. | crocadile death roll | ||
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its when your having sex missionary position, and all of a sudden (catching her off guard) roll her off the bed making sure when you fall, you fall on top of her, potentially injuring her, then proceed to dry anal penetration until you are bucked off. The crocadile death roll requires extreme concentration, u have to make sure you land on her.
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| 7. | linux | ||
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I've spent quite alot of time to read all the definitions gave by one or another. I'm both a linux & windows user and in the same time admin. I'm so much afraid i'll start to do devil's advocacy here for linux, but from my point of view i'm pretty much entitled to.
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I'm in charge for about 400 workstations and something like 170 servers. Both types (wks & srv) runs either linux or windows. Do you folks have any ideea which is the % of the wks's suffering from sudden death like about 2 or 3 months of intensive work on them? Take a wild guess!. So, as i'm sure you already guessed what i'm talking about, i come and say: "Why in the name of God i would waste my time and my nerves on reinstalling friggin MS stuff like every 2 - 3 months", when i could just simply just check them once in a while and have them running for 1 year +. Of course it's not my call. Just as some of you like MS and some of you Linux, my users have their preferences too, therefore i got Norton Ghost to work for those bloody Windows wks's. But then again, happy people coming to work are those working on linux workstation. Debian or Gentoo powered (dont remind me of RedHat/Fedora/CentOS as they are Windows's cousins lately), my workstations are rocking from simple text files editing (OpenOffice rules by the way) to Multimedia rich applications (if you dont know there is SDL - Simple DirectMedia Layer linux alternative of DirectX as well as TransGaming's new DirectX 8 API's support in linux for latest Reme... |
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