-plural, contracts "Comp(s)"more...
-Desktop or Laptop, new forms of hardware emmerge all the time
-What TV shows producers and academy awards ancient voting base(for Oscars) are too old and incapable to know anything more about than "where net is"
-Many thorough idiots think we should care to maintain our hardware, but it's a underdeveloped technology if it endangers itself just by being on(I'm talking dust, humidity and heat, the natural stuff that can damage your hardware over time)
-Are the future whatever they use next, be it another basic material, light or quantum comps, hell, your next console/PC/phone might work as a cloud computing platform. (consult OnLive)
-Every OS has its tricks/ways, cons and pros
-Experinced users can controll their system faster and more efficiently because they know their shortcuts, hotkeys and tricks
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"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.
Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.
IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"
Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."
n. Much sought after synonym for thesaurus; usually applied to a reference work on a hard drive or internet server.
Dude! What's another word for bong? I'm trying to write a song and the scansion here's all wrong.
Check the synofile, and perhaps try Urbandictionary.
The now freely available framework that gave Google infinite ability to acquire and manipulate data. It describes a way to distribute the power of a master node over an infinite number of worker nodes.
The canonical example application of MapReduce is a process to count the appearances of each different word in a set of documents:
void map(String name, String document):
// name: document name
// document: document contents
for each word w in document:
void reduce(String word, Iterator partialCounts):
// word: a word
// partialCounts: a list of aggregated partial counts
int sum = 0;
for each pc in partialCounts:
sum += ParseInt(pc);
Internet Error. Error Code 403 meaning "Forbidden access - you do not have permission to view this webpage"
403 - You do not have permission to view this file/folder/server, please contact the server admin, and/or your ISP for more details.
Being slashdotted means that a huge influx of Internet traffic has come upon a website as a result of its being mentioned on Slashdot, a technology news and information site.
See also: slashdotted
Goddamnit. They found my pictures of the Mountian Dew bottle I turned into a computer... fuckers slashdotted my server.
In online gaming, someone who purposely seeks to annoy the other players, especially his own teammates. Usually a griefer is someone who is not good at the game, has a poor internet connection and wants to vent frustration.
"This server is nothing but a bunch of griefer TK's. Let's go somewhere else."