noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.

A fucktard is an asshole who cannot show up for work at the same time as everyone else. A Fucktard always seems to bother those of us who could care less if the asshole is here or not.

Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".

Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).

Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.

Someone who is useless, annoying and border line retarded.

Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard
In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Conjunction Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost the award to the word cum-swapper.

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard

In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Compound Word Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost to the word cum-swapper.