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995. tittied
1.(verb)The act of getting kicked repeatedly in the face, getting fucked up by someone else,or dying in a horrible fashion in a video game

2.(verb)Getting shit on, raped, screwed, fucked, getting cum all over your face and neck, shafted, sodomized(raped in the ass) with a meat hook, fucked up, fucked over, ass raped, boned, or pissed on by God
-Nick, I just tittied all over your shit in Call of Duty like I always do

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-Dude, if your parents find out you'll definantly get tittied
996. You get beat up for that shit
A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.
Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."
997. hangnail
Verb & noun: to hang out with your significant other or friend-with-benefits, ultimately resulting in sexual activity.

Distinguished from "booty call" in that booty calls are for the specific and limited purpose of hooking up. Hangnails involve hanging out and THEN nailing.
Guy 1: Hey, what you been up to the last few days?

Guy 2: Well, I've mostly been hangnailing with Stacey. We've pretty much beaten all of the Mario Kart grand prix...and used up my condoms.
998. potatoverseer
1. The ugly-ass, soul-bound skin given to team BOO (good guys) after their loss in the Gaiaonline Halloween event back in '09.

Background summary: The teams (Benevolent Order of the Overseer BOO, and Sentinels Infernal Nation SIN) were given a skin at the start of the event, promised that it would be taken away at the end of the event should they lose to their counterpart.

After a glitch-fest of a event, the mods declared SIN victories, though story-wise both teams were beaten by Jack, the Halloween demi-god, who took the powers from both armies' leader.

After it's defeat, BOO's skin was NOT taken away, it was turned into the Potatoverseer (name which suggests that it was designed long before the event ended).

It's widely hated and thought of as unfair by members of both teams. It is bald, shit-brown, crying, has worms coming out of its skull; overall an abomination, total utter garbage. It can't be removed from ones inventory.

This is the way Gaia rewards the ones who take the side of good, learning us all a lesson that you should just join the cool demon-chick instead of protecting the innocent. Real nice Gaia, real nice... -.-

The reason it is a potato-skin, is vaguely explained in the pre-event manga, where an NPC chokes on a potato, presumed dead, Sentinel remov...
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999. St Neots
A market town on the A1 in Cambridgeshire notable for it's large ratio of ineducated chavs to normal people.

The town gets it's name from some theiving bastards around a thousand years ago who nicked the bones of St Neot (From St Neot in Cornwall) and drove them over here in a Vauxhall Nova, after hearing that the town is great for racing round, or generally just sitting in their car every night waiting for 13 year-olds to suck them off in Riverside Car park.

Popular cultural landmarks are the Priory and the New Inn. Other beautiful, friendly nightclubs could be listed here, but there's a new one shut down each week, so there's not much point.

As the largest town in Cambridgeshire, it's barely on the map because people think Huntingdon is 'way cooler'.

It's also the birthplace of the only person ever to assasinate a prime minister: John Bellingham. After realising that this man had balls, the town mayor at the time, decided to re-name the market square to Bellingham Square. It was later renamed back to 'Market Square' when it was realised that nobody could spell Bellingham.

St Neots has always wanted to have a cinema, but many plans are rejected because many of the town's occupants don't have a mental age above 8, rendering most films unsuitable for viewing by the local public and therefore not such a good money-maker.
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1000. SUV bitch
Possibly the main cause of my death.

These drivers are usually women under 5 feet who drive expensive luxury SUVs, such as the Cadillac Escalade, Infiniti QX56, Mercedes GL, Toyota LandCruiser, etc.

They are possibly the WORST DRIVERS on the road today. They have a lack of skill in driving as most likely they are;
Texting
Figuring out how to change the radio station
Shutting up their spoiled brats
Putting make-up on as they may have got plastic surgery
Yelling at other drivers that the SUV bitch thinks are terrible drivers while the SUV is the real bad driver
Sorting out lawsuits because their kid got beaten up for showing off his Blackberry

Nobody knows why they buy SUVs, primarily because "It's safer than a normal car", when they are more likely to roll-over. Other reasons include the size, style and off-road capability (most of these luxury SUVs have AWD and not a real 4WD system).

Gas prices and the economy doesn't seem to hurt them also, for unknown reasons.
Scenario: Me and a friend are stopping at a stop-light in a normal car. The SUV bitch is texting her complaining son to wait a few minutes as she's almost at the school.

Me: God damnit, another red light!
Friend: Oh well... Hey is that mom texting?
Me: You're joking right?
Friend: No and she's about to....

(Me and my friend get rear ended)

Me: OH SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY?
(Friend is dead :( )
(I run out to the SUV bitch's SUV)
Me: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
SUV bitch: I'm so sorry I hit the gas instead of the brakes.
Me: YEAH RIGHT! YOU'RE FUCKING TEXTING ON YOUR PHONE FOR NO GOOD REASON AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD! THANKS A LOT WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SINCE KINDERGARDEN!
SUV bitch: Well, you shouldn't have been driving that small little crapbox, and I was telling my son I'm almost there!
Me: I'M ALMOST HERE MY ASS! GOOD LUCK AS I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR RECKLESS DRIVING!
SUV bitch: Well, I have good lawyers!
Me: Yeah right!
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