A bra for a balls. Kind of like a combo for tighty whities and a g-string but really really tight. Any man over the age of 40 should never leave home without one.
Highly recommended in nursing homes. Will help prevent old saggy wrinkly shriveled worn and stretched to capacity gooch tendrils from dragging on the carpet.
Prevents ball spillage, absorbs some odors, and sack sweat.
Hey, man, your danglers are resting on my seat, try wearing a brall next time.
|261.||Line Cook Slurry|
When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.
Female version of Hushpuppies.
It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!
|263.||Taylor High School|
Taylor High School
A school located in Piece of shit Pierson, Florida where 90% of the school is Hispanics that roam the halls and wear their non name brand clothing. FFA is maximum capacity every year due to the amount of Hillbillies that go to Taylor High School. The sports teams suck ass and it consists of the Softball Sluts, Bitchy baseball players, The cheerleaders are hideous, wanna-be anorexic bitches with acne-covered faces. The Football players drink each other's ball sweat after practice everyday and do steroids to look cool, when they cant when a game. It's an extremely beautiful campus, with alot of ugly bitches. If you want to be in the "popular" crowd, sleep around with every STD infested guy at this school, which are most of them. There are at least 20 pregnant Mexicans a year. The Gym coach is a pedophile that wears short shorts, and women's gym shoes. Don't go to Taylor unless you want your profession to be under the following categories:
Guy: Dude! I'm switching to Taylor High School!
Guy 2: Cool man, hook me up with some roofies.
A musician vigorously rubs his ass crack and ball sack sweat all over your gear out of spite and jealousy.
Watch out, or i'll buttjunk your shit!
Matt put his buttjunk all over my pedal!!!
I smell buttjunk.
Yes, could i please add some buttjunk to my bass?
Bitch you just got buttjunked!
Man, my buttjunk is fresh today! Who wants some?
A girl who puts on too much makeup for events such as Prom or ball even though they look better naturally without any makeup on. Most of the makeup is concentrated around the eyes and on the eyelid which makes her look like a raccoon turning into a monster. While in the event, all that makeup especially around the eyes will smear and all the sweat will the makeup stream down her face.
Sam: Dude Pat, look at all that makeup that Angie and Jen have on, they look like raccoons!
Pat: Yeah, I know all that eye shadow and stuff makes their eyes look like the black parts around the raccoon's eye. I think Angie is wearing all that make up to embarrass their date.
Sam: I wonder how the pictures will turn out. I think Jen looks way better without any makeup on, I really don't understand why she wears so much. I mean their eyes aren't even that small.
Chao (From a Distance): OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON! Oh snap, it is Angie.. WOAH, I didn't think she would wear that much makeup, holy crap. That was totally unexpected, I think Angie looks way better without any makeup on and is super pretty without it. LOOK AT ALL THAT EYELINER AND EYE SHADOW... I don't think they make her eyes bigger at all.. I mean her eyes are already big enough.
Ed: Yep. My girl doesn't have that much on, what do you think guys?
Sam & Pat: Way better.
The action of placing one's penis in between the sweaty flab pockets in a woman's stomach, making the shape of a taco. Sometimes the smell of the sweat from the flab will mix with the beaty swollocks, and one might therefore feel a distinctive smell of ass wine hanging in the air.
Me: "Hey man she gave me such a lovely sweaty taco last night."
Rob: "Wow! How did it feel?!"
Me: ''It was a bit like shoving my penis in between two pieces of soggy sweaty bread!"
Rob: "Sweet I might go home and try that with the Mrs."
Me: "Yeah go for it. You should be careful though because sometimes the smell from you ball came mix with the sweat from her flab and the end aroma wont be pleasant."