ancient alien theorist

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.

According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.

ancient alien theorist by p-nuts July 25, 2011

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ancient alien guy

A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.

Ancient alien guy: never meant what they said: girls.

ancient alien guy by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017

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Ancient aliens

A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.

As ancient astronaut theorists beleive ancient aliens came down and changed our dna so we will be smart. As ancient astronaut theorists belive ancient aliens made shakespere a time traveling super human.

Ancient aliens by History channels stupid October 1, 2012

ancient aliens

ye olde aliens

cave man: mmmmm alien
ancient aliens: oh hell naw
cave man: screw you

ancient aliens by human i think February 1, 2023

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acient

a wizard with a spelling curse

"this is just one of those acients again..."

acient by zappyeye@gmail.com July 9, 2023

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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