Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant 

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant by p5yclone June 6, 2011

ancient power 

watching porn on windows 98

"I love using my ancient power cause its untraceable"

ancient power by super hero man panties October 27, 2016

Ancient pkers 

Ancient pkers is one of the best pking clans in runescape, they owned the wild, and now they own bh.

Ancient Pkers owns frozen fury

Ancient pkers by No way out March 4, 2008

Ancient penis 

A very old and smelly penis

Hey Grandpa you have an Ancient penis

Ancient penis by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

ancient pp 

a rusty looking ancient pp with some ancient letter written all over it legend say the one who hold this pp will get his pp written with some ancient letter on the next day

max discover the ancient pp and he touch it
the next day max look at his pp and he saw a bunch of text written all over his pp.

ancient pp by nin the god December 19, 2021

Ancient Penis Wisdom 

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

Ancient Penis Wisdom by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Ancient Penis Wisdom 

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

Ancient Penis Wisdom by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023