anatomically gifted 

a polite way of saying "has a big dick"

brian is 'anatomically gifted'. he made me orgasm over and over!

anatomically gifted by puff.dragon. May 13, 2010

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

anatomical sales associate by improviduto December 15, 2008

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

anatomical sales associate by improviduto December 15, 2008

automistake

When you phone replaces your word with a random word in your text message.

Darn you automistake I meant fuck not duck

automistake by keyserholiday October 6, 2017

pinprick analogist 

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.

Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.

pinprick analogist by mod May 5, 2004

Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

Analogist by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

heiglophobic anatomis 

the next race to be gassed in WWIII

you'll be the next people gets gassed in WWIII because your not a heiglophobic anatomis

heiglophobic anatomis by FaZe Xevs April 14, 2017