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1.
A cheerful, friendly, sarcastic person who likes to think of himself as 'god's gift to all women'
I'd like to think of myself as an anand but my fellas won't let me
by Ash_trinity October 30, 2006
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2.
the ultimate superman able to leap tall step stools with a single bound. Though seriously - a soux chef, a friend indeed (when a friend is in need), an intellectual, although politically misguided, capable, stylish, fun, superman! - Renu

a person who has a love of many things, specifically women and gadgets. Through the course of collecting both the person many times forgets where he left either or what it's original purpose was. But the love always remains. - Mukul

one who always wears hats! - Hardeep

my Shabu-Shabu buddy :) - Menka

one who never leaves his neighborhood, never returns people's $ or belongings, but has a BIG heart + I love dearly. -Varsha

a person who loves Texas football more than me - Chirag

Anand, your hospitality, humor, sports allegiance (UT) and Facebook updates (ALL OF THEM) make me feel privileged to have met you and, more importantly entertained by you. Happy Birthday! -Navin

A genuinely great hearted person who is generous but has a very messy office. :) -Soumya

One who is one of the few last gentleman-maybe that's just the side that we see :) Happy Birthday Anand. Keep Rocking - ???
We love Anand!
by The Organizer April 04, 2010
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3.
a seductive snake dancer from the southern Indian continent
Ravipati, Bhangraman, Darkness, Anand
by phat_aki June 18, 2008
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4.
A person who thinks he knows too much....a charlatan basically....a wanna-be know it all!
Just because Jon got into the debate team....he thinks he knows it all.....what an Anand!!!
by Anirudh Mark Birla October 09, 2011
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5.
Anand: An Anand is someone who sleeps for extended periods of time every day. It is also someone who has compulsory urges to use the toilet anywhere from 1 to 6 times a day depending upon the amount of Subway he has eaten. It is someone who is very mild mannered, collected, and calm.....almost to a point where it is impossible to differentiate between an Anand and a retard. It is also someone who has a very scary face. As a matter of fact, the only thing good about being an Anand is having amazing friends like a Ravi or an Anay. An Anand has a very poor fashion sense. If you go to the club and see an Anand, you should not be surprised to see him standing with a pair of mesh shorts, a polo shirt, and sandals on. An Anand has an incredible amount of body hair....everywhere. If an Anand were to date anyone, her name would be a Prix. She would not know why she is dating him because his friend Anay is much more attractive.
"Yesterday I pulled an Anand and woke up at 8 pm."
"God my face was so Anand when I woke up this afternoon."
"I have to do laundry because my three polos are dirty, that is very Anand."
"The guy I hit in the face with a baseball bat had a very Anand look on his face."
by RAP_AKP September 13, 2006
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6.
a god damn annoying douchebag faggot who never shuts the hell up and cracks retarded jokes
damn hes so annoying, hes such an anand.
by jizzmasta69 November 17, 2007
98 186
 
7.
1.bipolar, very confused person, has no clue what he/she is doing
2.Monica
3.Kavita
4.Swapnil
5.Ananth a.k.a suppperrrr ananth, mehhhhhh
6.Varun
dude, that kid is such an anand. he has no fucking idea what he's doing man. what a douchebag.
by God Almighty Supreme December 02, 2007
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