Top Definition
a play on words suggesting an inability to do something
Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
by Workless September 29, 2011

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