Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".
Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".
by lee-lou May 23, 2010
Slang for Piles or haemorroids.
Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.
by afcb stu October 07, 2006