by Tino'slittlesecret April 12, 2009
Kyyyle suffers from anal seepage and a sandy vagina
by Name1ess May 25, 2018
Is my best friend.
by itsjacksond00d January 1, 2010
n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.
"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004
Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!
I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.
by Pete November 2, 2004
When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.
After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.
by HillBilly Hitmen February 3, 2008