When a train of mostly gay aerobic men ram each other in the ass for the sake of Allah.
Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven
by Bonglajio August 01, 2006
The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.
"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
when you shit/diarrhea so hard it just goes everywhere, resembling an anal explosion, and the pain is so great that the only word that you can muster up the strength to say is "ALALALALA"
i decided not to eat the burrito for fear of anal jihad
by leon3546 July 09, 2014