This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.
"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."
by Senior El Jalepeno March 02, 2005
the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet
i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom
by hogy May 24, 2005
Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!
by Burger70 February 23, 2010