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10.
A sexual position, usually a tight squeeze (if your with a woman) but if you manipulate the vaginal organs (usually the clitoris because it's the most sexual stimulant on a woman's body) then the anus, or asshole, will open up like an umbrella do to the manipulation of the vagina and relaxiation of the woman. That's when you sneak one inbewteen the cheekys my fellow brothers.
With some tedious finger and licking action to my girl's pussy, her ass opened up faster than an umbrella on a down poor but closed like a bank's vault when I inserted my purple helmet warrior. She no longer wanted anal after that.
by The Dirty Mexican Hardcore Son! January 04, 2007
 
1.
What to avoid in prison.
After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
by Oprah February 21, 2003
 
2.
bend over and i'll show you.
^ what he said ^
by M.C. Hammer (my alias) December 30, 2003
 
3.
Common misconception for gay-sex. In reality, Anal is the act of making love or otherwise having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. Arguably, the best sex one can have, as the nerve endings and g-spot stimulation of the female during penetration as well as the rather tight squeeze and domination satisfaction for the male.
Occasionally, gay men participate but they mostly enjoy oral due to the rather unpleasant feeling of the prostate during intercourse (common misconception is that it feels good to men, please).
Women usually offer anal to a man once she really loves him, as it is probably the most intimate thing she could provide him. She would not let just anyone penetrate her anally. Trust is a very big factor but once it is gained anal often becomes the preferred (but not openly discussed) form of lovemaking. Is also considered a great form of birth-control. Use plenty of lub and be patient at first when you try. Then once she loosens up, pump away and enjoy!
Sex in a woman's ass is THE holy-of-the-holy's!
by buttman August 16, 2004
 
4.
to be really up tight
to pay excessive attention to detail
to be a total tight-ass
to over explain or define something
He said I had to stack the first row of cups 20" high, and the second row 12" high, what an anal dickwad.
by klutz January 28, 2003
 
5.
Sexual - Short for anal sex.
The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.
I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.
by Falken January 16, 2003
 
6.
To insert a penis, dildo, butt plug, vegetable, or just about whatever fits into the ass or booty of a girl, or boy.
Last night I had some of the best anal ever, man those greek girls know how to take it in the ass.
by eddie erotica February 20, 2005
 
7.
-The best sex a man can get from his woman.
-never messy and always satisfying
-anal is hard to find, but once found you will never lose the privilege of having it again.

also known as:
Stop! My ass is burning!
I gave my girlfriend a gold necklace and she let me have anal with her.
by porkandbeans June 01, 2004