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A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue. <wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good. <wife> What happened? <hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue. <wife> That's terrible. So what did you do? <hubby> I used my undershirt. |
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