| 43. | BoogButt | ||
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The tearing of a white male's anus due to anal sex with a well hung black male. Joey told us he was walking awkward because he had slipped down his steps, but once we found out he'd been seeing Tyrone on the side, we all knew it was a classic case of Boogbutt.
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| 44. | sodomize political correctness | ||
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Gay anal rape it with intense sodomizing force tearing it's asshole tissue and causing profuse anal bleeding.Then reach around and jack it off until it splooges in it's own face! TAKE THAT!,faggy political correctness...
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| 45. | 100% Italian | ||
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Common phrase uttered by obnoxious Italian Americans. Means to impress, but the listener/reader is left only with the impression they have met up with the following type of individual:
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Loud, fat, crude, braggers Terrible weakness for gambling and gluttony Stingy Easily corrupted, which often turns them into crooks, thieves, and liars Overweight Vain VERY Sensitive about ethnic jabs Too much pride and braggadaccio Men constantly cheat and never admit it Selfish Males are sexually well endowed, but limited endurance or skills in the bedroom Women fake orgasms, prefer to take it anal from behind Prefer to work for themselves in small businesses rather than work for somebody else Make for cruel demanding bosses LOUD!!!! (did I say Loud?) Posers Talk way too much Sell outs Snitches Dock Workers All talk and no action Love to brag Naplotans look down on Sicilians, but Abruzzians look down on both Sicilians are dirty with consistently bad personal hygeine Naplotan guys are all named Tony and Sal or Joe if they're Sicilian Love flashy jewlry made in poor taste Loud tastes in clothing All claim to be 'cousins' with one another All claim to have an aunt or uncle who is wealthy or powerful and is looking out for them Real aunts, uncles, and cousins can't stand eachother and backstab constantly Good at seducing women Women can only seduce same type of Italian American men |
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| 46. | Busting one in one | ||
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To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time... WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?
Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM |
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| 47. | Walsack Wolly Womper | ||
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When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male. *A local Wal-Mart. *And some lead-based Chinese toys. Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle. Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough. Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.
Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!? |
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| 48. | sandy weintraub | ||
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a sandy weintraub is a sexual activity in which a man covers his dick with lube and then sticks it in the sand to make the sand stick to the lube. then he proceeds to have anal sex with a woman and his sand covered dick thus tearing apart her anus like a lion through a gazelle carcass "Last night my girlfriend and I had sex on the beach and I gave her the sandy weintraub"
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| 49. | B.U.G.S. | ||
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Beat Up Guts Syndrome. The clinical diagnosis for vaginal or rectal trauma caused by the repetitive thrusting of a large penis or dildo. Symptoms include cramping, diarrhea, ataxia, cervical pain, nausea, difficulty breathing, anal leakage, orgasm, vomiting, constipation, vertigo, vaginal wall tearing. Treatment usually entails a week's rest and a refusal to have sex with the offending partner again. I'm not letting you fuck me in the ass with that horse dick of yours!
Why not? That thing will give me the B.U.G.S. and I wont be able to walk straight till next Tuesday. |
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