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1.
Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.
I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.
by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

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