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3.
Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!
I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.
by Pete November 01, 2004
 
1.
n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.
"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."
by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004
 
2.
When anal fluid slowly rages out of the butthole.
Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.
by Tino'slittlesecret April 11, 2009
 
4.
Is my best friend.
Osmo: "Who's your best friend?"

Kelmo: "Anal seepage!!!!"
by itsjacksond00d December 31, 2009