probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.
mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!
1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.
Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.
n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.
v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.
a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.
n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.
v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.
a. Eric, stop being comeau.
Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
a male interested in the female design of clothing and behaviours, often practised are the above named habits. This person is refered to as a faggot, poof, queer, special, jake etc etc. Often can be found putting foreign objects up there anal cavaties.
And likes ufos (anal probes)
"hey there fanncy pants, hows it goin"
"stuper fannks for assking"
The only place you can find brazilian racism, special olympic accident victims, and anal probes all in the same vicinity.
telnet scmud.dhs.org 3030 to join the resistance. stop the brazilians.
In Stephen King's same name novel, it refers to humans transformed into gizmo-building alien slaves.
"Give a man an anal probe, and he is good for one test. Turn a man into a tommyknocker and he can make his own anal probes."