When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.
Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.
The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.
One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.
An act involving 2 or more persons(works best with 5 or more) in which the people involved get naked, and then proceed to "buzz" their lips in the asshole of another in an energetic fashion, until all members reach climax from the anal stimulation. The process works best by forming either a long chain or circle. Depending on the participants involved, the "buzzing" may start becoming rhythmic and melodious in nature and will thus enhance the pleasure and intensity of climax of the group ten fold.
John: I was with the quintet the other day, and we decided to have a vivace together.
Frank: I love a good vivace!
John: Ya we've never all been in rhythm like that before, It was amazing!
1st base- Making out, snogging, french kissing.
2nd base- Fingering/handjob (Contineo genitalia)
3rd base- Licking out/blow job (lingua genitalia)
4th base (home base)- Full sex (includes anal sex)
5th base (super base)- Erotic sex with the aid sex toys and sex furniture to enhance pleasure to a whole new level.
Daya :Why do you have handcuffs on that erotic furniture of yours ?
Josh : My girlfriend and i went Super base last night. I cummed everywhere last night so well its better if you not sit on that chair.
Daya : =.='''
The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.
We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!
When all five of someone's fingers are used at the same time to pleasure an anus; either their own, or another person. Preferably, the ideal situation of a dirty five is done by full insertion of all five fingers. The name is derived from the more known "high five" but obviously for anal stimulation as opposed to a celebratory action between two individuals. Also known as a D5, one can signal their intentions to another person by putting all 5 fingertips together to simulate the technique required for preferred insertion.
Do you think this guy is totally up for a dirty five?
1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does
2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"
2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"
Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"
Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."