When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.
My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.
by The King Cornholer March 28, 2008
Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."
Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."
Friend 1: Shit!
Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."
Friend 1: Shit!
by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009
A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner, a homosexual sodomite.
by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006
by Mark Stotts July 12, 2006
During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.
hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"
"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009
Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.
by RottenTwinkies666 March 31, 2016