Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.
Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.
by Macca1 November 12, 2007
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