| 29. | Pompey Steamer | ||
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The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils. 2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead. 3. Shit on their battered body. 4. Wipe your arse on their hair. 5. Piss in their eyes. 6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department). 7. Casually leave the scene. Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch. Guy 1: anal baby. Guy 2: yea... anal. |
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| 30. | Sex | ||
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Guy and girl get together, he puts his dick up her arse or her pussy, known as penis, bottom and vagina by polite people. He then puts his in hers, and moves it up and down causing her immense pleasure. However, if he aint wearing a condom that slut might end up pregnant! Can also be done by gays, involving one guy putting his dick up the other guys arse. George and Holly were supposed to spend a steamy night having desirable sex in his bath. Then his sister Liz came home, and saw it as an opportunity, so called her friend Leanne. She turned up with her boyfriend Jason, who has the biggest dick i have ever seen!
They now perform the act of sex in the bath. On top we have Liz, who is fingering Jason up the arse as he moves up and down beneath her. She finds it rather pleasurable sat on his back dipping her feet in the bath water below. Underneath Liz there is Jason, who now has his dick inside Leanne, who is crying with joy and pain, and in a moment you'll know why. Leanne is in the middle of these five teenagers, and Jason has his dick up her pussy from above. Below her, George has his dick up her arse. She is crying but laughing and moaning with the feelings. Leanne is facing upwards and trying to get Liz to take her fingers out Jason's arse. Below Leanne there is George, enjoying a brief reminder of sharing a bath with Liz as toddlers, whilst shoving his penis in and out of Leanne's arse, and licking her back. And at the bottom of this heap of teens, there is Holly, who has her legs wrapped around George, but only just has her head high enough to avoid drowning. You might want to try this at home...but not in the bath! |
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| 31. | making an h | ||
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Having rear-entry of anal intercourse, while the receiver is standing on his/her feet, but leaning forward and touching the ground. The doer is standing straight up. The two people together form a lower case "h". Dude, it was crazy. I was making an h with this girl, and she was going crazy.
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| 32. | reverse tea-bag | ||
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When you're having sex with a girls breasts, but you're facing her feet, and she's tossing your salad (eating your ass). Once you've reverse tea-bagged a girl, you never want to see her again. Trust me. (Commonly referred to as "RTB") Girl-at-the-bar, "He looks like a nice guy. I bet he'd never reverse tea-bag me!"
Girl-at-the-bar's-friend, "No, he's probably just like Jason, Scotty and Zach. Those assholes." |
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| 33. | Carolina Kicker | ||
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The act of making love to one's feet. Usually the erect penis is placed between the toes and thrusted forcefully. jessica was shocked as i started the Carolina Kicker on her.. she soon sucumbed and enjoyed it as i splooshed all over her smooth legs
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| 34. | sex | ||
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there are many different forms of sex.
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either. another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth. and then there is vaginal sex.... a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth. there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting. things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things. condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD. STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111 after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door.
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jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside. but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do. "jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?" jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay." feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob. and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss. the door locked behind them. clothes on the floor. heavy breathing. and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand. but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions. jane on top. as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat. jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed. worked him so hard he screamed. she slapped him again, harder... "YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face. "Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!" bob screamed. louder louder. his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his. finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet. jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum. this would be known as hot, kinky sex. |
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| 35. | NC tar heels | ||
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The act of fucking a girl in the ass, then rubbing your shit stained cock on the bottom of her feet(heels) leaving a tar like resemblence. Man, Kathy got so freaky last night the only other thing I could think of to do to her was the ol' "NC Tar heels".
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